Nort

Short for zero.

Also used to call someone a asshole.

Used in place of "no ways !!"

You are being such a nort at the moment might just have to hit you.

Me:She touched my 45 (a dong)
Friend: nort bru

by Teddy45 March 12, 2017

nort

Someone that you don't like but you aren't sure why.

I know. He's just such a little nort.

by BlueSteele July 28, 2011

nort

The term "nort" is commonly refered to certain individuals in our society today. The word doesn't nessesarily have a specific definition, it just commonly attributes to certain people. Thus, in short, the word "nort" is exactly what it sounds like.

-Look at Willy run through the cabbage patch - he's such a little NORT!

-That hobo is rummaging through the garbage again- tisk tisk, what a NORT!

by Nort Expert September 21, 2007

Nort

When a person is afraid of going to parties.

"Dude last weekend Jim didn't want to go to that party. He's such a Nort!"

by urbanhero123 February 21, 2009

Nort

The worst game to ever exist causes your wife and kids to leave you. You eventually become an alcoholic

I tried that game "Nort" and then my family left me.

by Nort_Hater November 05, 2019

nort

A small piece of something that is irregular in shape and worthless in value. Commonly referred to as "a little piece of shit"

My dog loves when i flick crusty norts off of the table into his mouth.

by Zdoggerdudemandogdude July 06, 2006

Nort

The delicious liquid produced by the fruit oranges. Do not speak its name but... *orange juice* Oh- you didn't see that! Everything, however, can be nort. Water is unflavored nort. The ocean is composed of salty nort. Wine is alcoholic grape nort. Originated from the YouTube channel Miclaila.

Don't forget to drink your nort!

by artisi_fox August 18, 2020