Nordegren Effect

1) when the wife of a major celebrity finds out about his sexual escapades and grabs the perfect object (usually directly related to his cause of celebrity) to beat the crap out of his vehicle and reputation (deservedly)
2) named for the nordic beauty of the same name
3) cause for a husband and father to think twice before doing something stupid
4) see "fatal attraction effect" prior to 11/26/2009

"honey, call 911.... i think the neighbor is experiencing the
Nordegren Effect in his front yard!".

by xynth3a December 2, 2009

norden

norway and sweden

if you combine norway and sweden , you get norden

by sameyy June 1, 2020

Houdini Nordic Raider

The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

Then Cum in her face.

-Hi Steve hows your mum?

-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!

-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)

-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007

norbu

sexy fucking guy. this stud can conquer the known world

u see norbu over there?... yea hes he just took over canada.

by jacbo June 19, 2017

nodus tollen

the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

She was feeling nodus tollen when her crush asked someone else to prom

by Htraub March 21, 2017

Nordaunian

A bad-ass group of Jewish hosses from Kansas City.

Hot Girl: Oh! You're in Nordaunian? Nice shoes.

by UrbanDwriterwhoknowsall March 23, 2010

Norded

Leaving your social networking accounts (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc.) logged in and having someone make unauthorized posts under your name.

Ben got norded and now everyone thinks that he likes Twilight.

by ***** Nord February 5, 2010