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Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
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The sexiest person you can ever meet!
And the man or woman of your dreams!
Dang you look so Nophia right now, I can't even!

Is your name Nophia cause if sexy were a crime you' be guilty as charged!
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It's a Japan thing. Apparently, it's from anime. Senpai means someone you're suppose to look up to. (in this case a senior or a teacher if you're thinking of that chick from Misao who liked her teacher.) All in all 'Notice Me Senpai' means you want someone older than you to like you.
Person 1: "Give up, he doesn't like you."
Person 2 (to their senpai): "NOTICE ME SENPAI!"
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nofting

Popular term used by university students, describing someone getting ready for night out
Student 1: 'Where's Rob?'
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Nontification

1.) An app notification that is of zero importance or interest to the app user.

2.) An app notification that serves no actual purpose.
Owen: My phone buzzed, but it was just another complete nontification saying 'Kate added to their story for the first time in a while'.

Grace: Oh God, I hate nontifications!
by Founder's Dining Whore September 9, 2018
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Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.
Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

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Nopinion

Asking someones opinion on an either/or situation and doing the exact opposite of their advice.
Shirley has horrible taste in clothes, ask her for her nopinion and she if she likes that bathing suit. If she does then don't buy it.
by DonnieLee November 2, 2007
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