Corporate Noose

Otherwise known as a necktie

I can't wait to get out of work today, and get this damn corporate noose off!

by andynortham January 30, 2010

Rusty Noose

when a normal noose just isn't edgy enough

hang yourself with a rusty noose you fucking degenerate

by TexianSlayer October 13, 2016

noogie

A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.

"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"

by Rocked_Socks January 14, 2004

nookie

One of the greatest songs Limp Bizkit ever made.

Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"

by The Shadling September 2, 2017

nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

by Tw33dy December 1, 2014

Noose Maniacs

The Noose Maniacs are a drainer club created by a group of Dead by Daylight players/drainers. they are considered the top 1% of dbd players in the world and are closely related to drain gang/sadboys. They are not affiliated with the Instagram page Noose Maniac nor endorse their posts.

"The Noose Maniacs just raided my stream and I banned all of them"

by TheHigg September 12, 2020

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020