noop

How Russian people say "noob", especially in games such as CS:GO and Dota 2

cyka blyat u r noop! pidar rush B no stop idi nahui!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Noop

A complex combination between the two words, noob and poop. A nooper is a noob, who is also an extreme pooper. Often pronounced in a high shrieking voice to imitate all the little noobs that play too much xbox live and have no life.

Variarions of Noop: Nooper, UltraNoop, Noopstar, Nooptar, Noopzilla, Noop-Rex, Noop, Noopagram (how many noops you are), Noopking, and pretty much anything else including Noop.

NOOP!

by Noopzilla May 10, 2009

noops

A fusion of "nervous" and "poop". When you get so nervous you have to poop.

Coach: "Are you guys ready to win this lax game?"
Player: "brb I've got the noops."

by FSU2013 January 27, 2013

noop

A poop taken in the nude, i.e. a nude poop. To defecate whilst completely naked.

"Samy's in the bathroom taking a noop: a nude poop."
"Why does he take his clothes off every time he poops? So weird."

by osirusR February 5, 2010

Noop

A word used by highly intelligent life forms to give a negative response.

Noop I am not going to the party.

by Intelligent Life Form January 1, 2018

Noop

Noun: A "Noop" refers to a person, place and or thing that is lacking of intelligence in the moment, a person with amnesia could be considered a Noop. Someone or something that does something dumb or stupid. "Noop" can be interchanged with words like, "idiot" "retard" or "dumbass".

1.
R: I thought today was Monday all day but it's actually Sunday!

T: What a Noop..

2.
T: I forgot to feed the dog at 10 o clock so I fed him at 4 o clock when I remembered.

R: Could you be any more of a Noop?

by Trooper3dope January 8, 2017

Noop

Emptying your bowels at noon.

Taking a poop at 12:00 pm.

Going number 2 after lunch.

I went to lunch break at 11:15. After eating I walked a good 500 yards to get back to work and I had to take my daily noop.

by QSBJ November 12, 2019