Noonie

A slag of wastrel decent

Oh Noonie, what a wastrel

by Nigel34657677689 January 14, 2010

Noonie

Somebody who is stupid or an idiot, commonly used by children who cannot say idiot or stupid yet.

That kid is a noonie.

by Alexander Grassman July 24, 2018

Noonie

The chest of a female, or breast.

Ma'am, please cover your noonie, there are children.
I'm sweating my noonies off!

by ChuckDNoodle May 16, 2019

Noonie

Pensacola, FL slang used to call someone a bitch and/or thot at the same time. More commonly used to describe a female of the loose and turnt out variety.

Ole girl been actin like a noonie lately, ima have to leave her lil turnt out ahh alone

by Gregory42069 July 28, 2023

noonie cakes

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011

Noonie Mouse

Is a Rodent Species, most commonly the white-footed mouse (Peromyscus leucopus) commonly found in Canada, England and South Africa among other countries. These rodents migrates from one region to another and is known to carry a disease called SocioEconomicoDisruptus(SED)- Level 3. This disease is not generally passed from rodent to human in the infested region, however has been. SED-Level 3 is known to strongly produce a human-like behavior known as Sociopathic Dysfunction. Some Symptoms of this human-like behavior are as follows.
Superficial charm
Apparent lack of remorse or empathy; inability to care about hurting natives
Narcissism, elevated self-appraisal or a sense of extreme entitlement
Tendency to violate the boundaries and "rights" of others
Disruptive and Aggressive, sometimes violent behavior; prone to causing fights
Rodents with SEDof antisocial personality disorder often experience difficulties with authority figures.

The Noonie Mouse is now reported to infest Countries like the Cayman Islands and many other regions where 'Pest Control' is minimal.

by Acero April 18, 2009

noonie new

Feminine hygiene product to freshen a woman's vagina.

As seen in "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."

Sally needs some Noonie New, I can smell her stank from across the room!

by Seemac November 29, 2017