The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.
by dag2008 June 24, 2008
Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.
by ScoobyS August 21, 2020
A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.
by Nig downtown J-dubya February 07, 2017
by The nooner knows February 08, 2021
A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.
by steveweree June 25, 2010
When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.
Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
by The Darling Darkling March 02, 2010
by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 13, 2021