The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.
by dag2008 June 24, 2008
Get the nooner mug.Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.
by ScoobyS August 20, 2020
Get the dank nooner mug.A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.
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Get the Tuesday nooner mug.A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.
by steveweree June 28, 2010
Get the Jobbie Nooner mug.When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.
Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
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