Nooner

Another name for a vagina

That was the tightest nooner I've ever had

by Rickrasta June 2, 2018

Nooner

A chat-filter-safe version of the n-word.

*Chamber dies to Pheonix*

(Chamber): Pheonix, you’re a nooner.

by The Widowmainer August 17, 2024

Nooner for 1

When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.

Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"

Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."

by The Darling Darkling March 2, 2010

nooner-bits

Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch

"Jane and I pulled off some quick nooner-bits in the office earlier today."

by braves505 July 14, 2009

Nooner Pooper

Lunch time sex break but with a twist, anal sex is involved.

WallyB pays a visit to Saggy to perform a nooner pooper on her during his lunch hour. A Happy WallyB leaves right after all soiled up but with a smile.

by OGBOLO March 2, 2010

Nooner Etiquette

Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.

"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"

by IrishJock May 5, 2010

Nooner-Buddy

n. A person with whom you share sexual relations, specifically during your lunch hour.

"You're not stressed anymore! What did you have for lunch?"

"A Nooner-Buddy"

by Andrea T. June 28, 2006