nooner

The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.
Hey Dennis meet me at my black toyota in the garage, it will be a nooner.
by dag2008 June 24, 2008
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dank nooner

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.
My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.
by ScoobyS August 21, 2020
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fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.
I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer
by Nig downtown J-dubya February 07, 2017
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Tuesday nooner

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth
Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.
by The nooner knows February 08, 2021
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Jobbie Nooner

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.
Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?
by steveweree June 25, 2010
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Nooner for 1

When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.
Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"

Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
by The Darling Darkling March 02, 2010
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Tuesday Nooner

Extra lovin' of the lady parts between brunch and dinner.
Danielle wasn't ready to admit how much she enjoyed the good old Tuesday Nooner.
by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 13, 2021
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