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nargie noogle

a person who was eavesdropping on someone while eating a corndog. this person often resembles a dumbass eavesdropper who daily gets the shit kicked out of them.

it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.
Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation

Mike: what a nargie noogle

Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass

Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?

Jimbo: no way!

Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!
by r o y a l t y June 8, 2010
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Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.
Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.
by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019
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Noggles

"Noggle" is another term for the square glasses you see on NounsDAO NFTs and Nouns NFT derivitives, like Lil Nouns, Food Nouns, NogglesDAO and so many others.

Its a play on the word "Goggles" but substituting the "G" with an "N."

Noggles have been considered, and called, "the Nike Check of web3" and has become synonymous with Nounish activities in the Nouns Ecosystem.
I love how colorful the NounsDAO Noggles are!
by mikegood November 24, 2022
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touch noodle

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video
Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole
by hterbluc May 1, 2018
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thunder noodle

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.
I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.
by mooncow728 July 21, 2021
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Noodleify

When you turn a non-noodle into a noodle. Coined by Danger Darcy about 6 months ago.
"I've really let myself go. I should noodleify a cucumber to eat healthier."
by TheREALCoolGuy23 January 20, 2019
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Nigga noodle

Nigga noodle (crunches) nigga noodle ( crunches more) nigga noodle.
by Niggacado January 13, 2021
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