noner

not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,

dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner

by Bperks August 18, 2008

Noner

Someone who lacks significant others and/or game. A diss or slam on one that cant get play from another sex.

Chris hasnt seen boobs in so long because hes such a noner.

by Bobby May 17, 2004

noner

When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.

It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!

by The Real Corn Wallace February 28, 2009

noner

When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.

When i fell through the ice I got a noner.

When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.

by Thegman0063 January 6, 2011

noner

the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.

guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?

guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!

or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."

by Pman the great November 22, 2010

Noner

When a boy gets a boner from experiencing the joy of nature.
(Nature + Boner = NONER!)

Dennis TOTALLY had a noner while we were on that epic hike the other day.

by neenerneener222 September 2, 2009

Noner

(Nuisance Boner) also known as a R.O.B - Random Occurring Boner - generally happens when you are bored "stiff", in school or family events and all things in between. This is the type of boner that usually goes unnoticed, non the less you are completely aware of what is happening. The more you convince yourself you don't want wood the harder it gets.

(you) - So i was at my family christmas the other day and my aunt kept blabbing about her divorce problems, next thing you know. Mad Noner is coming on.
(Buddy) - Haha happens every time!
(you) - I know man and the more you try to stop it the more raging it gets.

by larrski September 20, 2012