noner

(no-ner)

When someone gets a boner by giving an immediate "NO" to any invitations without thinking them through.

Me: Hey, Matthew. Want to go to th-

Matthew: NO! (gets a noner)

by easy_pee March 4, 2014

noners

A noner is a non-athlete, or someone with no athletic skill.

Example, I was walking through the park and saw a bunch of noners playing rugby.

by Don Hanni March 21, 2010

noner

what you get when you see some fat bitch walking down the street and any boner that you previously had inverts itself and goes into your body because of the sheer ugliness. even if you didnt have a boner before, your dick will go back into your body and hide.

Oh man, after I saw Helga, I got such a noner, you dont even know.

by ssiillyy May 9, 2008

noner

opposite of boner; unpleasant, flacid

Dude, look at the fat chick, gives me a huge noner.

by DoubleGG November 8, 2009

noner

not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,

dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner

by Bperks August 18, 2008

noner

When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.

When i fell through the ice I got a noner.

When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.

by Thegman0063 January 6, 2011

noner

the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.

guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?

guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!

or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."

by Pman the great November 22, 2010