nonbreather

To laugh so hard you can't breath.

"That last episode of Phone Shop was proper comedy! Gave me a nonbreather."

by aasxdsdswsakjlnjlnpnpio May 7, 2017

nonboi

A person who is always apparently "too busy" to show up to a livestream, but magically shows up when it is a Splatoon 2 livestream.

Look at that nonboi not on the livestream.

by Shadowhollis1304 December 3, 2020

Nontroversy

A controversy that has been exploited to the point that it is no longer newsworthy, thus losing complete credibility.

The redundant coverage surrounding Brittany Spears is a complete Nontroversy.

by Royce D'Orazio February 19, 2008

nobrows

A person who has little or no eyebrows.
The term originates from a small town in Ireland, called Portadown, first used on a school bus to insult a real asshole who was devoid of eyebrows.
See also; eyebrowless

Jon: Yer ma!!
Marley: F**k off Jon, you have no eyebrows!
Ryan: Yea, go to hell nobrows!

by rian February 14, 2005

nonboyfriend

The guy friend in a girl's life that she must always specify as a non-romantic relationship.

Also works for nongirlfriends.

Jessica: So is Brian your boyfriend now?

Rachel: How many times do I have to tell you? He's not my boyfriend!

Jessica: Fine. He's your nonboyfriend then.

by jesprice February 5, 2010

nobro

The opposite of a bro. A person who breaks brocode, or goes behind another bro's back.

naw man you're just a shifty backstabbing nobro

by SplinterFTJ February 12, 2013

nondropophobia

The fear of using vending machines in public because you're worried that the item will get stuck and people will laugh at you.

Harry: "I fancy a Mars Bar, would you get me one from that vending machine?"

Roger: "Nah man, there's loads of people around and i'll look like a right dickhead if it gets stuck"

Harry: "Damn man, you've got nondropophobia"

by EddceLLent February 16, 2012