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What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)

A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
by akararules July 6, 2010
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persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.
Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019
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Non-Sexual

"Been on Urban Dictionary lately? You'll be lying if you haven't seen a Non-Sexual definition
by Muggly May 5, 2018
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Non't

A word that means yes, the opposite of Yesn't
John :Hey sign this petition to change the word yes in the English language to Non't.

Jeff: Non't
by EseptioFTW June 14, 2018
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Non-Flying Dutchman

The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.

It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?

Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.

Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?

Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011
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non-denominational Christian

A Christian (i.e., follower of Jesus Christ who accepts the guy as Savior), but is not affiliate with any particular denomination or group; sometimes it may also refer to a Christian group that claims to be non-denominational, or a member of such a group.
I accept Jesus as Savior, but am not Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox etc., nor anything else. I'm a non-denominational Christian.
by librapi October 29, 2009
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