Noddys

Someone who can't stop.looking like there going to smack there head into something due to the drugs they self administered

Did you see Jane at the party she had the noddys bad

by Justjeffro April 17, 2020

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noddy

Northern England slang for condom.

Also, an idiot.

Noddies are in the second drawer down!

Mate, don't be such a noddy all your life!

by HB31 September 11, 2012

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noddy

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

by Stew September 16, 2004

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A First year Apprentist normaly the first 3 -6 Months of his trade. Named due to the excessive nodding of his head when things are being explained to him.
This condition normaly comes about because they are to scared to say anything. With good reason.....haha!

Tradesman:Now turn that bolt clockwise
Apprentist: ( Nods Head )
Tradesman: Thats Anticlockwise Dickhead!
Apprentist: (Nods Head)
Tradesman: Now Noddy if you look at the hands of a clock which way do they go.
Apprentist: ( Blank Look)

by Peter Fridolf July 23, 2007

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noddy land

An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"

"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"

"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"

by Me'ol'ducker February 2, 2019

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Noddy Badge

Related to the Enid Blyton Noddy books and the TV show.

Used to denote that somebody has gloated about an achievement which was in fact really minimal or that even a child could do.

"I beat my 8 year old cousin at chess".
"Well done, Mike. You're only 20 years older than her. You deserve a Noddy Badge".

by Boeremuisie January 12, 2015

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