dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

szechuan noodler

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.

She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.

by AbeTree October 8, 2012

noddled

describing the state of a person who's both bored and sleepy.

I find myself constantly noddled during work.

by blood_rust August 20, 2021

Spooky Noodler

When your girl is asleep and the guy smacks his meat on her forehead, thus spooking her with your noodle!

"Hey I gave my girl that spooky noodler this morning"

by Spook Doodle July 11, 2019

Noddle

A slang term for mucus or "boogers"

"I sneezed and a little bit of noddle came out of my nose!"

by Mikami Teru January 20, 2009

Nodder Logging

The act of evacuating ones bowels into a condom.

Wow, everything got a bit fucked up last night. I walked into the kitchen and caught some chap nodder logging by the fridge.

by Dr Pedalo January 17, 2015

Nodders

Slightly balding fake asian, that bullshits a lot, says "yes" all the time and fails to deliver!

Steve - Are you coming to the party tonight?
John - Yes!
Steve- Don't you be doing a nodders on me!!!
John - I won't!!

(John fails to turn up) John's done a nodders on us!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010