cob nobbing

When someone takes the buttery spread packet from KFC and uses it as lube to administer a blow job.

She totally used the buttery spread packet from KFC to go to town cob nobbing him.

by Allimac November 23, 2019

nubbinectomy

The removal of a nubbin or third nipple.

I have a nubbin, holy crap i should get a nubbinectomy.

by harley valentine May 13, 2005

Nubbing

To insert Nub (part left from amputated limb) into vagina or anus to cause sexual pleasure.

"It's looking foggy out, good night for nubbing."

by Loreen October 4, 2005

obin nobin gobin dobin

friendly response to a mate when they have done something stupid or out of character

mate1: I've nodded off, and spilt me beer down me kecks
mate2: You obin nobin gobin dobin. Here, take half of mine.

chum1: I was tricked into selling Mayfair last night when playing Monopoly at me bird's house.
chum2: You obin nobin gobin dobin! Wot did I tell you - never sell the blues! Man alive!

by noddy330 June 21, 2009

Nobin Prickard

A Nobin prickard is a fellow who seems to unknowingly
tell tales of false goings on, a fellow who takes a story
and tells it to a level of complete undignified fabrication.

Tales of throwing tv's out of the window, taking up smoking
because of child abuse, causing "mayhem" ahem, with ones dad.

Usually part of a scout troop, the Nobin Prickard is found in large
packs of tie wearing toggle bashers who listen to busted, and actually
enjoy it.

"Dude, have you seen how shit that guys tattoos are?"
"Yeah, what a nobin prickard."

"Guys im in trouble, i broke my leg in 7 places yesterday, then had to
run to the hospital but bumped into a mormon who convinced me that hospitals
are morally wrong. so i decided to take him to the pub and we had seventy pints of ale each...and then we had a massive fight!"

"yeah yeah, okay...we believe you" " who the hell is this kid, Nobin prickard?"

"once i saw a baby eat 20 cigarettes in a single go"

"man stop it you Nobin prickard, we all know thats not true"

by Tom faulkner February 15, 2009

Nobbensohn

Nobbensohn is a German curse word mostly used to insult people or alternatively to compensate for one's own abilities in a derogatory way. It was discovered by a member of the famous GAR Discord server while playing popular video game Minecraft. Since, it is used frequently by members of said Discord server.

Person A: "You suck at this game."
Person B: "Shut up, Nobbensohn!"

Or:

Person A: *Defeats Person B in a video game or behaves a certain way*
Person : "This fking Nobbensohn!"

by nifty2k February 24, 2021

Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals

An all-inclusive way to address a crowd.

Motivational Speaker: Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
Crowd: Wow. How inclusive.

by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022