on life

to promise; like swearing on someones grave.

Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!

by cxa March 8, 2010

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Get the on lifemug.

life

A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.

Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive

by Garabaldi December 2, 2003

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Get the lifemug.

A Life

Something you should get :)

I need a life

by EvieWasHere June 4, 2017

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Get the A Lifemug.

life

shit

yes, it's shit and we are all gonna die in a few years

Boy 1: how do you think your life is?
Boy2: Shit

by megumisgf April 7, 2022

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Get the lifemug.

The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see birth certificate. Also see birthday.

Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

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