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no shit sherlock 

duh.

what you say when someone says something very obvious.
Dude: tomorow is monday. we have school on mondays.
Dude 2: no shit sherlock!

No shit, Sherlock 

Asshole version of 'indeed'.
Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*
No shit, Sherlock by vermillion22 November 18, 2013
Person A: You were a dumbass for drinking 12 beers.

Person B: no shiz. i feel like shit.
no shiz by csiguy4589 September 26, 2009

No Shit Sherlock 

When someone says something that is very obvious
The boss tells everyone through the P.A. that David got fired

David at home: Gerald, i got fired

Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!
No Shit Sherlock by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020
One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore
no shit by ToastedBread July 7, 2011
Expression said to people who state the obvious.
No Shit by Patti July 12, 2003