Randy Nixon

Scratch Caulyn being the most bestest boiyo thick booty man ever, that title goes to Randy I'm mean look at him, Jesus Christ he's too fucking hot man.

I once gave Randy Nixon my Russian Ushanka with a hammer and sickle pin and he almost made me flood the entire universe with cum, holy shit, I'm just thinking about it again and I'm bout to erupt jizz everywhere.

by The Dankster #87 September 24, 2019

Pulled a Nixon

When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.

"I literally screwed the pooch and my boss was about to find out, so I pulled a Nixon".

by BigMoneyChoCho February 20, 2018

Frisky Nixon

The act of juggling one's balls and wang with your fingers.

Aaron attempted to give himself a frisky nixon, and Amber laughed.

by Amber Bo Bamber July 20, 2007

Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper

Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".

by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008

Nixon lunch

The sad, sparse meal you eat right before you resign from a job you royally screwed up at.

John ate a peanut butter sandwich for his Nixon lunch before he put in his resignation for his job as a security guard at the mall.

by AmyLane May 26, 2018

Nixord

An Argentinian man who frequently searches up consent laws for the state of New York on google

my name is nixord, i just got him from college, im really tired, im going to look up some consent laws, im nixording it up

by nixord September 30, 2018

nilsonstine

A typical Chilean hothead who lies about his height, and loves to boast about his previous girlfriend. A classic simp, but doesn't want to admit it, every time he fails his simping game he blames on other people for "cockblocking" him.

Jack:What's up Nilsonstine?
Nilsonstine: Yo, I'm 6 foot 4.
Jack: Okay? that's cool.
Nilsonstine: And by the way, just so you know, I also have had a girlfriend in the past.
Jack: You are completely out of it Nilsonstine, nobody asked for these information, stop boasting about your previous girlfriend, it's over pal, get a grip man.
Nilsonstine: Damn.. Tough crowd...

by Male334 August 11, 2020