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ninety-fife

The word ninety five pronounced by someone from a shitty school for spoiled pricks
"Put there ninety-fife!" - Erlthom said while erlthoming the guy
by Loads of Kikis May 30, 2008
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One Ninety-Nine

It is a leg rub that costs exactly $1.99
One Ninety-Nine
by Anonymous_Person_69 April 26, 2014
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up to ninety

Nearly at bursting point or close to the max. Aproaching full capacity. Very busy.
A: How's work going Dave?
B: Pff... I'm up to ninety!
by martinl September 21, 2006
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Ninety Six

Ninety Six is a small country town.
by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
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ninety night-stand

The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.

Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.

Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.

Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
by margaretsanger December 24, 2005
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Ten-Ninety

Also 1090, ten percent in front, ninety percent in back. Refers to the popular southern haircut know as the mullet.
Yo Brandon, check out that ten-ninety on aisle 6!
by AndeeUnit August 26, 2004
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Upper Ninety

One of the two top corners of a goal in a sporting event such as a soccer or lacrosse game. "Upper" refers to the top, "Ninety" refers to the ninety degree corner. They are the same as the 3 and 4 holes on an ice hockey goal. The Upper Ninety is an area of the goal that is hard to hit with the ball (due to small area and proximity to goal posts) but it is typically even harder for the goalie to cover the corners, thus making an Upper Ninety shot a feat of skill.
Jack shot from too far out but hit the upper ninety and scored anyway because the goalie couldn't jump that far and that fast to block the ball.

Jill likes to practice hitting the upper nineties of the lacrosse goal so she will instinctively shoot there during a live game.
by BTBD April 8, 2010
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