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nilf

Wow, there goes one hot nilf! I envy her priest.
by king of canada June 19, 2006
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nilf

Nanny I'd like to fuck.

see also NILN
Can you believe that gal the Beckham's hired to watch their kids?

Oh Pair, what a NILF!
by quacky December 28, 2005
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NILF

Acronym for "Nintendo I'd Like (to) Fuck"
John Smith:
Yo' bitch that Gamecube lookin' fine I'd like to stick my pee pee in it's memory card slot

Joe Smitt:
I fully agree with your assessment. I am very aroused by the sight of this gaming system, and would go so far as to call it a NILF
by Giant Enemy Crab July 16, 2006
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NILF

did you see that guy? he was a nilf in my books.
by joceK December 26, 2007
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NILF

NILF : A mature older woman between a gilf and a milf . In fact the next letter in the alphabet. N for Nana I'd like fuck. NILF. A desirable sexually arousing by most demographics. Who has actually had a child at a young age. But now her NILF years she is usually single , independent ,mature likely still in her prime enjoying life.#1 RW
Did you see Becky's Nana?NILF#1RW That's a Nana I'd like to fuck.NILF#1 RW
by NILF August 28, 2023
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Nilf

N. I. L. F means Neighbour I'd like to fuck. We probably have sexual feelings to our neighbour who is male. We say Nilfy for female.
He is a Nilf.

Look he is here, omg Nilf!
by thatemo2007 May 20, 2021
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NILF

nilf is a wonderful word. Is me!

"Norwegian i'd love to fuck"
my g, you're a nilf!

din harry hore
by that nilf over there October 26, 2020
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