Ey bruh Last night i went to a fat func in ECM and woke up at 4am and went nightcrawling through hella passed out fools in da livinroom.
by ECMiswhatsgooduareadynodo December 05, 2009
The nocturnal pill popping, caffeine craving, nicotine-addicted internet creep that slides under the door sometime between 3 and 5 a.m. In these hours, the nightcrawler moves from room to room, longing for human contact and conversation. If none is available, he simply resorts to facebook, espn classic, or aim for communication to the outside world. The nightcrawler moves with stealth-like quickness powered by a nicotine-induced turbo from place to place, searching for fellow nightcrawlers. Determined to find out "what's up" with everyone, even if they're asleep.
Matt: Yea, Adam came into my room last night at 3:45 a.m.
Aaron: What did he want?
Matt: He asked me what was up...and then he told me that he just got back from the library.
Aaron: That's what he wanted to say at 3:45 in the morning?
Matt: yea...kid's a nightcrawler.
Aaron: What did he want?
Matt: He asked me what was up...and then he told me that he just got back from the library.
Aaron: That's what he wanted to say at 3:45 in the morning?
Matt: yea...kid's a nightcrawler.
by Aaron Spitz May 16, 2007
a blue elf mutant with a prehensile tail, yellow eyes with no visible pupils, and 6 fingers and 4 toes. ability to bamf or teleport, acrobatic abilities and superhuman agility. part of the x men.
by lawrence December 15, 2003
A term for a specific sexual act.
Have sex with a new partner, or a relative stranger. After you come, yell "BAMF!" and knock your partner out with a blow from behind. After that, disappear from that persons life forever, hence "The Nightcrawler".
Bonus points if you convince your date your name is Kurt Vogner.
Have sex with a new partner, or a relative stranger. After you come, yell "BAMF!" and knock your partner out with a blow from behind. After that, disappear from that persons life forever, hence "The Nightcrawler".
Bonus points if you convince your date your name is Kurt Vogner.
by John St. Hubbard October 19, 2006
Marc: Dude me and Zac double teamed the hottest nightcrawler last night, then we didn't pay her cuz we just ran away!
Alex: Yeee that's ballin, last time I had one i just threw her out the window.
Alex: Yeee that's ballin, last time I had one i just threw her out the window.
by Alex Partridge November 26, 2007
by Lance M. November 28, 2003
When someone sober (usually a guy) crawls a bar looking for the drunkest girl he can find to take home and fornicate. Orginates in New Jersey
Joe: Did you hear about Seth?
Me: No, what happened?
Joe: That kid was such a nightcrawler at the bar last night but the girl he took home ended up fucking some other dude.
Me: He's a tool.
Me: No, what happened?
Joe: That kid was such a nightcrawler at the bar last night but the girl he took home ended up fucking some other dude.
Me: He's a tool.
by Pimp on a Stick August 23, 2007