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noterday 

Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.
Or maybe "noterday" refers to the weekly 24 hours when all the "noters" perform their assigned clerical duties in a noter republic.
noterday by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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Nesterday 

1. When a 5 year old is trying to explain what he did or is going to do or tell you about something but, since he has no concept yet in length of time to when it really happened or will in the future.

2. A generic "fill-in the blank" day when you really don't know or care about the right answer or your not really going to do it in the first place and blow it off.
Mom: So, Billy when did you make that gift for me at school?Billy answers very excited with a big proud of himself smile: "Oh, I made it like Nesterday or the day before or something!"

Or for the adult with a 5 year olds attitude: when someone calls you requesting a payment of some sort and wants to make arrangements and you answer them with (attitude of course) "Ya, I can pay you like uhm, nesterday. Usually then you end the phone call by giving them "click"and hanging up.

yesterday last time next time never last week next week some day day
Nesterday by GiaMamaMia February 11, 2010

Nexterbation 

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.
"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"
Nexterbation by bb_424 October 26, 2012

Nexturday 

Another word for tomorrow…when tomorrow just seems sooo boring to say.
"Hey man…what are you doing nexturday?"
Nexturday by Moldylox March 23, 2008

naterday 

The act of partying with Natural light on a saterday night.
Quinn took full advantage of naterday drinking 24 beers.
naterday by Quinton lee August 14, 2008

sexterday 

Having sex the day before. Being involved in coitus the previous day.
Me and Melissa did the deed sexterday.
sexterday by Thugchango September 21, 2018