Newcastle Brown Ale

The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. What more need I say? If it's not sold yet...the labels include 5 top class facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term 'bottle of dog' and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).

Drunk: Bottle of Newqui please
Bartender: That some sort of local drink?
Drunk: No i'm not from Newquay!! Bottle of dog? mothers milk? Brown Ale?
Bartender: Ah the drink of the Gods. One bottle o' brown coming up.

by jazzle April 19, 2005

richard newcomer

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass

i so pulled a richard newcomer last night

by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008

newcomer

(new·cum·er) noun
1. A new person to an AA meeting.
2. Vulnerable person who is new to a group.
3. Someone preyed upon by old timers.
4. Easy target for thieves, rapists and murderers.

1. Jane was a newcomer at the nightly AA meeting, and was quickly hit on by Bill W.
2. Being a newcomer to Alcoholics Anonymous, Jane choose a door knob as a higher power and Bill W. as her sponsor.

by JR Harris April 17, 2011

Newcummer

A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.

Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.

by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010

newcastle

City of art, culture and....ah sod it. It's a damned city like most others,but it does have great pubs, as long as you stay clear of the charver/charva bars.

beware the Bigg Market

by hatman February 8, 2004

newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009