Newburyport

A small city in Massachusetts. Tourists love it there. The prices are pretty high, but hey, it's Mass, what do you expect? It's a generally nice place. Many people go there during the last week of July/First week of August for what is known as Yankee Homecoming, a week-wide event downtown. There are bands, and lots of food vendors and people selling things on the streets. It's a fun time all around. There is also a nice hotel in Newburyport called The Essex Street Inn, which is usually booked on summer holidays due to tourists.

I'm going to Newburyport this week.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I love it there.
It's nice.

by StarraM February 25, 2009

West Newbury

A town in northeastern Massachusetts. The residents are loaded with cash. The median income for a family is over $150,000 and the families in West Newbury aren't afraid to show it.
All the kids from West Newbury end up at Pentucket or private prep schools, and at that point end up blowing all of their parents money on drugs and alcohol.

There isn't anything cool in West Newbury; just the House of Pizza, and Long Hill Orchard.

John Cena is from West Newbury.

"Yo, that kid looks like he's from West Newbury."
"Yeah, he's driving a tricked out Mercedes S-Class."
"Probably his mom's."

by pinetreez002 June 7, 2009

Newberg

A small town in Oregon, about 20 miles away from Portland. Not much to do there except for go to the skate park or go catch a movie at the 99W Drive-In.

Very tolerant of people of other races and religions, mostly because everyone is too high on pot to really care. EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN UGANDA.

Choir program is amazing because they won a festival at freakin Disneyland and recorded a song for an upcoming Disney movie that nobody knows about

Chad: Thinkin about goin to Newberg this weekend to chill with some bros. What do you--
Keegan: THERE'S FUCKIN NOTHING THERE

by Kayleh Marie Elizabeth Law December 28, 2010

Newburgh Romance

the high school relationship of two people who are not immediate relatives but are within 3rd or 4th cousins.
Name taken from the town of Newburgh, Maine. The kind of town where when a child is born his surname is one of about 15.

Joe: "Hey did ya hear mark and jen are going out now?"
Paul: "That's what this place needs, another Newburgh Romance"

by Chadg May 20, 2008

Newbury High School

The high school in the middle of nowhere, and where the technology is slowly getting more modern.

Newbury High School is not very technologically advanced.

by Thatoneguy123424 January 10, 2012

newburyport

hell with a zipcode.

dude 1: hey i live in newburyport.
dude 2: sucks, man.

by fucknewbs April 3, 2009

Newberg

A town in Northern Oregon populated by rich old people, hott chicks that are as churchy as nuns, and guys who feel they are bad for being the biggest douche bags on a Christian School campus

Q: Can I touch you?
A: No..
Q: Oh you live in Newberg don't you?

by GFU Student December 1, 2010