New Year's Die

The awful, awful hangover that you get after drinking excessively on New Year's Eve.

He: God, I feel awful! I shouldn't have drunk so much at Bob's New Year's Eve party. I feel like death
She: Yeah, you've got a bad case of New Year's Die.

by ring-tailed roarer December 27, 2009

New Year’s Surprise

When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap

Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.

by CndCooch3 February 9, 2021

New Year's Block

A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.

-doggonit! this is my third check today I write in the "old" year! -I know, you're not alone! I guess I got new year's block too, sorry to say.

by Cybercass December 30, 2009

new year's resolution

a goal that you propose then forget the next day.

a goal that should be realistic.

My new year's resolution is to eat less junk food, exercise more, and live an overall healthier, more productive, studious, exciting, and fulfilling life. This will probably result in utter failure, but I am making it anyway.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

New Year's Heaves

To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

If it wasn't for Bobby having the New Year's Heaves, we could have seen Dick Clark celebrate his 243rd straight New Year's broadcast.

by classyguy273 December 28, 2010

New Year's resolution

n: An assessment of, and often delusional attempt to correct, one's shortcomings. Typically made on a day that is arbitrary except that it begins a new year on the standard Gregorian Calendar. Given the arbitrary nature of the date and the sudden change of lifestyle demanded by most resolutions, it should not be surprising that most resolutions are abandonded by the start of the next year. Fortunately the next New Year gives a person the opportunity to make the same resolution again.

A common New Year's resolution: get fit, get thin, get hot, get laid.

A common outcome: stay out of shape, stay fat, stay ugly, masturbate.

by ScabNainz January 19, 2006

New Year's Adam

The day before New Year's Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the new year's season, New Year's Adam creates further anticipation of New Years Day.

When is your family coming to our place?
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.

New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.

by IshF January 11, 2008