Netphorian

1.)An asshole or shithead; Loser. Bipolar.
2.)Thinks they know everything about everything.
3.)Has REAL bad taste in music.

Fuck you, you fuckin' netphorian.

by Anonymous July 20, 2006

Nutphobia

Fear of succulent nuts

Dude 1 : Hey do you want some cashews?
Dude 2 : Sure, I love those!
Dude 1: Hey do you want to suck on my nuts?
*Shows succulent nuts*
Dude 2: *dies of nutphobia*

by Emerson-is-gay March 15, 2021

netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

by kim September 27, 2004

netphoria

A steaming pile of shit cesspool masquerading as an internet community in which whiny, confused Generation Y brats complain about every last everyday banality known to mankind.

Kindly jump off a cliff and land in Netphoria, you ass-dwelling fuckface.

by lush July 4, 2004

nikiphobia

It's Enhypen's fear of Ni-ki and mostly his Tik Tok dances.

Ni-ki: hyung look at this dan-
Heeseung: NO STOP
'This is an exemple of nikiphobia'

by Enhypen's engene June 15, 2021

Notaphobia

Fear of leaving unreaded notifications. or a person who doesn't like leaving unread notifications in their social accounts.

"He doesn't leave unread texts because he has notaphobia."
- "He is a notaphobic, he doesn't leave unread messages."

by Shakespeare! November 10, 2021

Neophobias

New and unusual phobias probably made up by 14 yrs old online so they can relate with others suffering real phobia or illness for attention. It's like neopronouns for phobias.

Ex: Urbdicphobia fear of Urban Dictionary

A: Waaa grass so scary!
B: Omg do you have grassophobia , me too
A: What's that
B: It's one of the Neophobias which is fear of grass
A: Oh i'm not grassophobia just genshin player

by Severe Amogusphobic October 6, 2022