netvets

A netvet is just a user that has been using the internet since the very beginning of the world wide web.

Net- meaning Network, which is the internet.
Vet- Meaning Veteran, which is someone that has been doing something for a long time.

Bill Gates is a netvets

by Tomm Farley February 17, 2009

Netettique

Etiquette for the internet.

They didn't reply to my e-mail, even though I asked for one? That is really bad netettique!

by engulf September 30, 2007

netnesia

You got on the internet for something, but somewhere between Youtube and lolcats, your original purpose was lost. Hours later, you emerge from the Web; not only have you forgotten why you got on in the first place, you've forgotten everything else you did today. Did you eat? Did you call your mother? You can't remember, can you? Oh god, you think as you spiral into a swamp of regret and depression-- but wait. Is that nyancat? -click-

The cycle repeats. That, my friend, is netnesia.

5:27PM - Pizza, fuck yeah. Where can I get pizza? The interwebs know.

5:30PM - Oh, look, insert blog, channel, etc. was updated!

5:52PM - -gigglesnort- -follow video link to Youtube-

6:43PM - Can the human body survive that? How did she get her legs like... I'm forwarding this.

Eventually... - What... What happened? Where are my pants? Oh God, netnesia attack!

by ThatsTooBad November 13, 2011

Netmetter

Someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is WRITING or WATCHING next to them in a Internet café or public space.

(composite word: Net and 'Mettere',Italian for to put,introduce.)

"I'm so fucking FED UP with feeling GUILTY about having a hard-on just 'cause some wanky NETMETTER's spying MY favourite Porn Site!!"

by paganroman August 2, 2007

Newnet soon

A fuckin long time!

New servers will be Newnet soon...

by teh poot0r August 4, 2003

Netnews

Something one read on the Internet

Ah, I don't remember where I saw it - some kind of netnews.

by KBNMS June 16, 2017

Neonetical

Used to describe an idea that is cool and awe-inspiring. These thoughts make you feel more at peace with the world because you understand life better and see the world as grander than you thought before.

My friend once told me that a tree turned upside down is the same thing - the roots become the branches and the branches become the roots. That was a neonetical experience. It flipped my perspective and made me feel like everything was the same, not disconnected.

by MentalMidgit September 13, 2017