Nevillegasm

n.
The orgasmic sound made by Gary Neville when Fernando Torres scored against Barcelona on 2012/04/24.

intr.v.
To experience a nevillegasm.

Nevillegasm is a portmanteau of Gary Neville's name, and orgasm.

Gary Neville: "Fernando Torres..."
Commentator 1: "This could be it. This could be the most dramatic story of the season."
Gary Neville: "Ooooooooooooh Unnnnnnhhhhhhh Aaaaagh. Un-believable. Unbelievable" <<< that is a Nevillegasm

by crapdragon September 25, 2012

Nevillesexual

where you are mad in love with Neville Longbottom !!

Y/N - I cant stop simping over neville !
harry- you must be Nevillesexual !
Y/N - I am ! hey guys im nevillesexual!!

by nataliesx December 29, 2020

Gary Neville moustache

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.

Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

by kreebilicus July 18, 2009

Neville Longbottomed

(verb)- made to believe that a person or character is unattractive, and then to find out they are the hottest thing on two feet,

origin- English- after the character Neville Longbottom from the popular Harry Potter series by British author J.K. Rowling

That show Neville Longbottomed us in season two. The main character turned so hot!

by whatnow35 December 14, 2013

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Neville

The best friend anyone could ever have.

He is very attractive and all of his friends get jealous of all the women he gets.

Look at that Neville I'm gonna go ask him out

by Neville Neville Neville Nevill October 20, 2019

Neville

1. A Straightforward, honest, and caring person.
2. A person that is very inteligent and wise but is misunderstood literally and figurativly.

1. I cant understand Bobby, he never participates in class but he achieves the best grades, what a Neville.
2. Wow Christina organized a surprise birthday party for the mail clerk, that was so Neville of her.

by TheBrain914610 February 3, 2010