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Neek

Mixture of the two words, Nerd & Geek. Often used as an insult.
Katie : Wubu2?
Robbie: Playing On Pokemon, Sick Bladd.
Katie : Such A Fxckin Neek Mate.
by Katie Bruce February 28, 2008
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Neek

A word commonly used by rat-faced humanoid creatures on discord servers that is used to communicate with other members of its species. These creatures usually spew nonsense on a daily basis and spread misinformation, and have not yet been proven to be intelligent in any way, shape, or form, except for when it comes to insulting others and being overall annoying.
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Neek
by Pluscat February 12, 2021
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top neek

The person who is the highest on the scale of neek. Neekier than anybody else. Commonly used by people who down posses a brain or want to look cool.
Nick is top neek in your class
by inkblot April 25, 2005
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neek

A word used predominantly by Chavs to describe anyone with an ounce of brain or generally anyone who doesn’t listen to shitty monotonous R&B, wear a huge hoody and txt the guy standing nearest to him with his stolen Nokia phone.

Generally a neek is someone who has had some academic success, told a joke that needs a certain amount of intellect to understand or expressed a dislike to Rap / R&B / Garage.

A neek is someone who will grow up and go on to be successful, while the “cool” kids find out that their street cred and their stolen phones don’t mean shit to anybody in the real world.
Chav: Your such a neek
Neek: *I’m going to move away now, the smell of cigarettes and saliva is repulsing me*
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Wet neek

Wet neek has a red mop as a head and has next level forehead
by Cruzsty toezs October 1, 2020
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neek

geek + nerd= neek. however the meaning has changed over the years to now simply mean idiot or some one who you dont like
by longCANNON May 4, 2021
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Neek Poon

The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.
After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.
by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023
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