Definitions by inkblot

top neek 

The person who is the highest on the scale of neek. Neekier than anybody else. Commonly used by people who down posses a brain or want to look cool.

Nick is top neek in your class

top neek by inkblot April 25, 2005

helldiving 

the ability of nine-to-fivers to have wreckless weekends and put on a good face come Monday

'hey rick, lets get a bag of motivation for the weekend'

'definitely, i could use the helldive after this week'

helldiving by inkblot August 26, 2004