top neek

The person who is the highest on the scale of neek. Neekier than anybody else. Commonly used by people who down posses a brain or want to look cool.
Nick is top neek in your class
by inkblot April 25, 2005
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helldiving

the ability of nine-to-fivers to have wreckless weekends and put on a good face come Monday
'hey rick, lets get a bag of motivation for the weekend'

'definitely, i could use the helldive after this week'
by inkblot August 26, 2004
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