Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

by osufan15 April 8, 2009

Neeleying

Neeleying is the act of taking sloppy joe meat and covering not only yourself but your partner as well in the meat. After this has been completed, you then take a pack of buns and place then on your partner. After this has been done, you take a handful of sloppy joe meat and put in the woman's vagina. If your partner is a man, you place the meat in his anus. You then have sex with your partner using the sloppy joe meat as lube.

Person 1- "Hey, how was Trina last night?"
Person 2- "Great, We were neeleying for almost 2 hours!"

by Joe Jam February 6, 2015

Mr. Needlemouse

Sonic the Hedgehog original name during development, even some prototypes.

This name has an alternative translation named "Mr. Hedgehog", and "Needlemouse" is directly translated from Japanese.

A Sonic Fan: Playing a ROM Hack of Sonic 1 called "Mr. Needlemouse". And Sonic is so like drawn in MS Paint.

by JohnGL4 December 28, 2019

needledick

One who suffers from "Dinky Wang Syndrom"

Jeremy is suffering from needledick.

by Anthony January 1, 2004

Needlepoint

The definitions preceding this one crack me up. "The keepers of this magic...." "Only given to those who are worthy...." Ummmm, yeah those who are worthy are those who have the asking price in cash in their hand. That's who these "keepers of the magic" sell this stuff to. Also love how the other definition given here says they wash it so it's more pure or some crazy thing... And then the part about it only being found in Crystal form- fyi, that's the form of all lsd. That is how it comes out of the lab in Crystal form. Any other way of distributing it or using it is done by mixing the crystal form with a liquid and then using that "wash" to invite it into paper, gelatin, sugar cubes, you know the drill. Anyways it's just LSD that's what needlepoint is. It's a marketing scheme that the people who sell LSD came up with to try to make you think that you are getting a superior product. It's the same thing as all of the Cannabis sales people telling you that what you're getting is "purps" or "cookies" or "sour D" or whatever flavor strain is being hyped at the moment. Needlepoint: it is hype that is used to sell LSD

Hey man just tell them it's needlepoint they will pay an extra $5 a hit for it.

by andreaamericangirl October 21, 2022

needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.

Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003

needling the hole

the act of taking something the width and diameter of a pencil, and shoving it down your urethra

the internet video kids in a sandbox features great needling the hole action!

by Kiwiz23 June 11, 2009