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Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".
Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.
by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019
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nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.
After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.
by shane November 30, 2004
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Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.
That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.
by kir3d May 4, 2010
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Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
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Nessied

When a person is humpped by a dog. No penitration is neccessary.
Greg: yo my dog started to hump me yesterday when I was tring to grab something from under the table.
Ryan: you got nessied bitch
by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009
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Nessie

Renesmee Carlie Cullen's nickname, given to her by Jacob Black because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However all of the characters adopt this shortened version.

*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*
Grandpa Charlie: “See you tomorrow, Nessie.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”
by twifangirl21 April 26, 2009
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Nessie

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao September 26, 2008
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