nertlerb

An attention whoring device preferred by urban bovine.

That cow on the internet won't quit using that stupid "nertlerb" word it made up.

by boxcar_fritz December 28, 2009

Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.

It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.

by Brekusz November 1, 2013

neaten

to make neat, to spice up, to clean up

prolly wouldnt take long to neaten it up

by Dick Dasterdly August 19, 2003

neagles

Surname attributed to the assault of unwitting Caucasian youths or bros who are misheard in loud night clubs, bowling alleys and the occasional Sunday Sermon.

Chase and Brad were accosted by a young group of African-Americans when Chase inquired "You got this weak blow from Neagles didn't you? Neagles is always cutting our shit up. That's why I don't fuck with Neagles anymore"

by MantamMenace December 19, 2016

Nealee

Nealee is a girl with gorgeous brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin😂 she is also very athletic😂 this girl is an amazing best friend/sister. Ok now on to other things😂 For one she probably looked like Dora when she was little and somehow is now Kenley Pope🤷🏽 ♀️😂 she might be your best friend but can scare you a lot sometimes. She is a very heavy sleeper that likes to spend money in giant stuffed animals and spill stir fry all over her white shirt. She will use a toilet plunger to make you laugh in a try not to laugh game and in literally SO FREAKING OBSESSED WITH SEA TURTLES IT’S INSANE!😂 she is also a chicken nugget.

Boy 1: “Oh dude who is that girl”
Boy 2: “Oh dude that’s Nealee bro”
Boy 1: “Oh I would’ve never guessed that name”
Boy 2: “I don’t think anyone would’ve”
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Lunch:
Lauren: “NEALEE LOOK”
Nealee: “STAND UP”
Both: “IN THE TEAL ZONE YOU KNOW IM FOCUSED NO TIME FOR THE HOCUS POCUS”... “WE’RE UNBREAKABLE WITH YOUR LOVE”... “TEAL STOMP”

by Criss Cross Applesauce April 14, 2019

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Nestle

Nestle is an evil corporation with hopes of owning child labour camps. The most famous things that they make are Nesquik, Tollhouse, and Milo. You can't go around Africa without seeing Nestle. THAT'S A FACT.

News Person: Nestle says water isn't a human right. They also own slave labour camps.
My friend: -Drinking Nestle water and wearing a t-shirt saying I love Nestle-
Me: WOW.

by THEFLESHGUY February 2, 2021