Neanderthal

White men who like to use violence to get their way with people because they lack any real intelligences. They are usually boomers, bikers, gang members, mobsters and racists.

Billy: You know the Neanderthals died out thousands of years ago

Mandy: No they didn't, I saw one yesterday on a Harley bike

by Mix Master Mason June 22, 2020

neanderthal plate job

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

by cullop April 3, 2010

Neo-Neanderthal

The kind of people who only instinctively care about breeding with a cute/attractive counterpart. They are usually not very well educated, and spend their time in bars scouting for potential victims of their blissful ignorance on using others.

-Look at that girl going on around those group of friends.
- Yeah mate! She's a total neo-neanderthal.

by Thedoragon November 24, 2017

Neanderthalis Decibelus

A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.

If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.

by @pop_art July 28, 2009

neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.

I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.

by Big Dumb Animal and Line Crosser July 27, 2007

Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.

*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.

by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011

tame the neaderthal

the practice of removing body hair from places that it just shouldn't be, or places one would be embarrased to admit they have body hair.

Oh man, my toe hair is growing back, better go tame the neaderthal before my boyfriend sees it.

by D-Cal December 14, 2008