nelsa

The most brightest star in the sky, guiding all people on earth on the path of enlightenment

Let nelsa show you the way

by Living the dream February 16, 2017

nelson muntz

An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.

I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

nelsie

nelsie is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet, if you meet a nelsie keep her. she treats you so wonderful. she’s so cool. she’s so talented. you’ll fall in love in a second with a nelsie. keep her while you have her don’t lose her. don’t break her heart she’s been through it enough. take care of her.

boy: “wow is that nelsie?! she’s so beautiful”
boy2: “wow she’s so talented ☺️“
boy3: “i never wanna lose her she’s so amazing”

by ur.beautiful January 10, 2021

lie-neilsen

It's when two men engage in anal sex, then the dominate male takes his penis and rubs it on the submissive male's upper lip and chin leaving a goatee.

My boss, John, loves to give the "lie-neilsen" to everyone he takes home from the annual Urban Gay Male Republicans convention in Miami.

by Assurance March 11, 2014

Papa Nelson

A fat person usually a grandpapa to Bryan Nelson. Usually eats chili and beans. LOVES John Deere. Drives Tractors.

Papa Nelson: Bryan, get the tractor

Bryan Nelson: Hold on Papa Nelson i'll get the tractor running

Papa Nelson: bryan, ask Nana if she made chili or beans

Nana: oh yes bryan, i did

Bryan Nelson: oh u like cock in your mouth?

by Nana Nelson February 1, 2009

mr.nelson

A teacher who is bald with a casual real name.Mr.Nelson is a funny teacher but laughs at the wrong kind of jokes.Mr.Nelson will always be that cool and weird history or well any teacher you'll have.Mr.Nelson thinks he's cool when he really isn't. Since he's bald he gets called names that aren't funny by kids and tries to think of funny joke burns.
Mr. Nelson thinks he's the best.

Girl student:"Mr.Nelson always thinks he's all that!"

Other Girl Student:"That's Mr.Nelson for you!"

by -A in Mr.Nelsons class December 8, 2016

Rusty Nelson

The act of shitting on somebodys head and giving them a noogie

I met this girl last night and she begged me to give her a rusty nelson

by Herropeopls March 17, 2020