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Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this Worldhasbeen operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all.
It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals. napkin
by Feralman2003 October 10, 2019
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getch yo' nappy.....

A common preface used to demand someone depart from your presence.
getch Yo' Nappy..... ass out of my face, fo' I whoop yo ass
by Pizzlej March 18, 2019
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Bust Napkins

1. Any material used to covertly clean up jizz. Bust napkins encompass everything from tissues to socks, and are frequently used when emergencies arise. Such emergencies include: having one's mother walk in, discreetly jerking off while one's roommate is asleep (those bathrooms are always so far away), and stealthily eradicating swimmers from one's bunk while in the Army.

2. The act of hastily covering up something.

3. An exclamation of excitement or awesomeness.
1. Sidney Crosby was receiving a facial from every employee of ESPN when he heard his boyfriend walking down the hallway. Realizing that he had little time to wipe off the bust and would be seen walking to the bathroom, he quickly used a bust napkin and successfully eliminated the bust.

2. "So, dude, what did you think of Nancy Pelosi's newest statement about waterboarding?"

"Bust napkins, dude! She fought an ill-thought battle against the CIA and lost worse than Michael Moore at a sprinting competition."

3. "My new sound system is fucking bust napkins, bro!"
by Captain Clint Dangler May 17, 2009
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God damn it Nappa!

What you say when "God damn it" just doesn't suffice-- you need to damn it even harder. First used by Vegeta in Team Four Star's Dragon Ball Z Abridged, it has come to be commonly used to express one's inner torment.
"Oh God damn it Nappa! that's disgusting!"

"Oh God damn it Nappa, no one is going to get that."

"God damn it Nappa"

"But that's impossible-- my transmitter was off the entire time! Whose transmitter could have been . . .

. . . God damn it Nappaaa!!!!!!!"
by Thedragon'swhat? March 9, 2010
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Sappitus Nappitus

BBH nickname for a murderer called “Sapnap”

Sappitus Nappitus killed TommyInnit the man child’s cow.
Sappy nappy sappy nappy
Cmon Sappitus Nappitus”
by Drista October 26, 2020
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nappy wappy

a cute way of saying nap.
Did someone take a nappy wappy?
by Olivia is dumb June 28, 2014
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Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.
Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe
by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021
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