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Nandos

A South African (not fucking British) fast food chain that makes the best Portuguese style chicken your anus has ever experienced (WARNING: can be "a little" spicy)
by Tyzza May 28, 2015
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nando

Someone who has a very kind heart and doesn’t let others bring them down, the nando is one of the most precious type of person out there and you could never find anyone better than them,
the nando should be cherished for ever because they are an angel and you couldn’t not love nando they are someone who causes happiness everywhere they go
girl: damn who is that scrumptious dude
other girl: THATS NANDO!?
by someonewholovesnando October 21, 2021
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The Nandem

The Nandem is a collective of individuals who strive to source out dodgy pills and 25i tabs to create a safe enviroment to have the average twist up. While some members snort ketemine off a dutty bench which is located in the place known as skanky valli other members might sit back with a spliff or 6 and chat utter sheet to each other.
Fuck off you bumbaclaart you're chattin' bare shit - The Nandem
by chapelford mafia April 19, 2018
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Cheeky nandos

A cheeky nandos is when you are shopping around the town centre with your fresh new nike air max trainers , stretch skinny jeans rolled up just once and your hype vest on. Joe suggests that you need to step up the banter. You and the lads gather up after listening to your favorite deep house tune and having a quick shuffelling sesh, decide to smash out a cheeky nandos before snap chatting that you are off to the gym.
Oi lads let's go for a quick cheeky nandos
by TheLADS May 15, 2015
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Cheeky Nandos

A term used on facebook, usually by fuckboys who think they're cool, referring to a group outing or just a simple hang out

Top notch banter
you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter
by Haru Haru May 14, 2015
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Cheeky Nandos

A term used by fuckboys over social media in order to facilitate their need for attention by adding the epithet 'Cheeky' to the restaurant chain Nandos, usually followed by 'with the lads' - aka a group of tools equal to or greater than the original tool posting the update.
Expect some sort of deeply depressing Metrosexual attire and a variety of group selfies and close up shots of the food that's been ordered. Essentially using this term means the final nail in the coffin of your masculinity has been hammered.
'Off out with the lads for a Cheeky Nandos'

'Anyone that says their Nandos is cheeky deserves a peasant's death'
by Rekt92 March 27, 2015
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Nandozy

To be drowsy or lazy shortly following the consumption of the delicious peri peri chicken served at Nando's.
Having lunched at the local Nando's, Sanjiv felt so Nandozy he couldn't keep his eyes open that afternoon.
by Paolo de Pollo August 21, 2011
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