A Spanglish slang term used to describe a face that has been shaved clean which for a long time (usually years) previous had worn facial hair, such as a mustache or goatee. The naked, newly shaved face gives the appearance of a bare ass cheek.
Nalga is Spanish for ass cheek.
Nalga is Spanish for ass cheek.
Daughter: What possessed dad to shave his 'stache after 35 years?
Mother: He wanted to try something different, you don't like it?
Daughter: No!! He has a nalga face, he needs to grow it back!
Mother: He wanted to try something different, you don't like it?
Daughter: No!! He has a nalga face, he needs to grow it back!
by punxsutawneyrob September 22, 2010
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Nalgas means buttcheek in spanish, and flan is a pudding that is very jiggly.
Nalgas means buttcheek in spanish, and flan is a pudding that is very jiggly.
by Markinator1 July 15, 2010
Get the Nalgas de flan mug.Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.
I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
by NastyMammoth June 29, 2007
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