Napkins

A word meaning money, used by people who have a LOT of money.

Ay man i got some bbq sause on my mouth, can you hand me a couple Napkins?

by yupyupdj517 March 14, 2010

greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 19, 2017

Napkins

extra flap of skin on the Labia Majora, that somewhat resembles roast beef

That bitch last night has NAPKINS, i can't fuck with it. I straight kicked her out.

by Jimmy Joggins February 21, 2011

ankle napkins

socks

It's okay, I'll wipe the cheetos off on my ankle napkins.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 11, 2008

napkins

The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.

-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D

by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009

SES NAPKINS

Under ha~ses read it's variation "ses", and take that situation and throw in a napkin... to clean things up, get the idea yet?

When Johnny and Sally were done ~sessin' the other night, they quickly got rid of the evidence with SES NAPKINS!

by Anthony April 1, 2005

Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.

Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!

by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022