Ste ''Iirc?''
David ''If I recall correctly''
Ste ''That’s not an acronym fuck off''
David ''Yes it is''
Ste ''Nfmtom''
David ''If I recall correctly''
Ste ''That’s not an acronym fuck off''
David ''Yes it is''
Ste ''Nfmtom''
by bwubwub June 19, 2021
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Someone who tries to live life via numbers, and refuses to go off of observations. Social life, Health, Scheduling, etc.
"Dude are you ok? it reeks in there, like worse than usual. You should get that checked out."
"Well I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, so I should be fine."
"Jerry, you Numtoid, you're gonna die one day."
"I can't do that, Im supposed to live until 65."
"Well I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, so I should be fine."
"Jerry, you Numtoid, you're gonna die one day."
"I can't do that, Im supposed to live until 65."
by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023
Get the Numtoid mug.Someone who lives their life via numbers, and refuses to make decisions of none numerical observations. They'll do this for everything, from Health decisions, Sex, Social life, tec.
"Dude, it reeks in the bathroom, like even worse than usual. You should get that checked out, I don't think its healthy."
"It is, I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, and I have consumed the regular amount of calories for the day."
"Jerry you Numtoid, you're gonna die on day because of this."
"That's impossible, I have to live to at least 65 years."
"It is, I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, and I have consumed the regular amount of calories for the day."
"Jerry you Numtoid, you're gonna die on day because of this."
"That's impossible, I have to live to at least 65 years."
by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023
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In Thai, it literally means “boiled water,” but in street slang across Thailand (especially the south and central regions) it refers to kratom tea. Namtom is made by boiling fresh or dried kratom (Migranyan speciosa) leaves into a dark, bitter liquid that people drink for energy, focus, or relaxation. It’s the most common way kratom is consumed in Thailand, often served in plastic bottles in e with ice at roadside stalls, used socially like coffee, or mixed with soda to soften the taste.
In Thai, it literally means “boiled water,” but in street slang across Thailand (especially the south and central regions) it refers to kratom tea. Namtom is made by boiling fresh or dried kratom (Migranyan speciosa) leaves into a dark, bitter liquid that people drink for energy, focus, or relaxation. It’s the most common way kratom is consumed in Thailand, often served in plastic bottles in e with ice at roadside stalls, used socially like coffee, or mixed with soda to soften the taste.
by RealCulture August 25, 2025
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