No Long Thing

its used to say dat everything will be fine, like if somebody has a problem and u want to make him feel better u or to make urself feel better about a situation

you're having a conversation with ur pal in school and he says: hey i missed my test
you say:so what are u going to do about it
he says: i don't know
you say: No Long Thing, u'll get it worked out

by ibk September 4, 2005

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

There is no such thing as a coincidence

A phrase said by a popular Oblivion NPC, William Knight. A dark elf.

There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.

by Nig- August 6, 2021

No Such Thing

John Mayer song about his high school reunion, and realizing that there's no such thing as the real world. From his hit debut album Room for Squares.

See also: Your Body is a Wonderland

"I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie I have to rise above"

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy

Pussy is never free.

"Hey man I banged a hot chick last night, but I think she has a kid."
"Ha, there is no such thing as free pussy."

by Chet Cummings 13 September 24, 2008

No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

There's no such thing as free lunch

A phrase that suggests sexual favors will ensue the current meal.

The Girl Next Door: Thanks for taking me out, I'm having a great time!
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.

by Dan Mit September 26, 2006