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NMP (Not My Photo), but it was too cute to not share!

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NMP Parenting

Not My Problem Parenting... a style of parenting where parents utilize natural consequences for children regarding their actions. Especially useful in parenting school age children who forget their lunch, forget to wear a coat or had detention because they didn't do their homework.

A very effective parenting style that can result in children taking more ownership of their actions and develops independence and self responsibility.

Teacher to parent: "Mrs. G, your son Eli has forgotten his homework folder three weeks in a row, and now he's going to lose his recess for a week."
Parent: "Sounds good to me. NMP. I did my homework. I have a good job. I get to chit chat with my friends at work at the water cooler. Sorry Eli, next time don't forget your homework folder. Not My Problem. NMP Parenting works!"
Child: "Waaaaa... I want my Mommy to rescue me. Oh well, I hate losing my recess so you know I'm not forgetting my folder EVER again!"

by Funny Moms August 11, 2014

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NMP Field

When Something has an NMP Field around it, it simply means 'Not My Problem' (adapted from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series)

ex. Jimmy: My car got impounded because I had invalid plates on it and got pulled over.
This problem has an NMP field around it to most people except Jimmy.

by Tom Holbrook July 30, 2008

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