ner

Slang for "boner"; an erection.

"I've got the fattest ner right now."

by Karl December 20, 2003

ner

a pindick

dude, u ave a ner!

by jimbo March 12, 2004

ner

when someboody asks you a question and you are either to stoned or your mind is to mangled to respond respectively!

i) man whats wrong with you?
yo!
i) hey shit head are you listening?

ii) Neeeeer

by STEVO November 28, 2004

Ner

Not completely considered a nerd.

That sexy band geek is a ner!

That sexy book worm is a ner!

by Sly guy February 27, 2009

Ner

(nuh-er) adv
1 --used as a variation as no in a country form;

originated in the pants of two travelers named Taylor Thornhill and Ardan Runyan land of Pica-shit, Mississippi after a brief encounter with shrooms

"Ner, I will not get in your pants, Jared Foolon or Josh Kee-roz!"

by Funky Botch June 11, 2009

ner

not even real

That's a hoax. It's NER.

by g.speed May 28, 2011

Ner

a sound uttered when refrencing a stupid comment made by another. origins in sounds made by mentally handicapped people.

Tom: dude i totally just spelled earth, earf."
Matt: "Ner!!"

by mcswizzlesticks December 14, 2010