NATO

Needs America To Operate; Nothing After Two O'Clock - both describe the North Atlantic Treaty Organization's general inability to accomplish real world missions without heavily depending upon US assistance and financing, along with the seemingly inept way they can't organize the simplest of tasks or internal communications. Most countries assigned to NATO have a laxed approach to work, where quitting time is around 1400 hours every day, regardless of what is going on.
US pilot: Hey, suit up, we gotta go bomb Libya

NATO pilot: What? We can't! It's already 2pm! Time to go home!
by Short Bus Mafia April 05, 2011
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NATO

Military term for how someone wants their tea or coffee. Means white two sugars.
"Cup of tea?"

"Yeah, mine's NATO please"
by josierichmond November 18, 2007
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NATO

Forkortelse, der anvendes om møder, hvor intet bliver besluttet.

Eksempel: Min dag er fyldt med NATO-møder (= mine projekter ligger stille)
by Lassebasse May 19, 2021
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The most powerful military alliance in the world. NATO bases can be found all across Europe, and almost all of them are armed with Nuclear weapons to prevent a Soviet invasion of Europe.
When the United States was attacked on 9/11, NATO joined the conflict in Afghanistan, as per their treaty.
by Benpg December 24, 2007
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NATO

North Atlantic Treaty Organization, made to unite nations and give peace, but mysteriously makes bullet calibres.
The M-14 fires the Standart 7.62x39mm (NATO)
by 1337 June 01, 2003
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nato

nato is a very cute, loyal, strong. adorable, fast and very huge but awesome dog. Everyone needs a doggy like nato he is the best.
,,OMGG, i love that dog! What's his name?''
,,His name is Nato.''
by bobbydoooo December 25, 2020
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Nato

a stupid dumb bitch fuck you nato i hate you your so stupid go to hell i hate all nato's if your name is nato yuour a bithc fuck you uglyass whore burn in hell i HAVE A BURNING PASSION FOR HYOU KYS GO DIE I HATE U AND YOUR MOM U FUCKING DUMB WHORE KYSSSSS YOUR DISCEUSTING AND U SMELL LIKE ASS
all Nato's are ugly stupid pickley bitches
by 0obsessed_ July 02, 2021
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