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match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross
1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties
by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010
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nasties

Ted was looking forward to getting his nasties
by chelsea dagger November 2, 2006
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nasties

Used often by Marines, as a noun, in reference to individuals that do not meet Marine Corp standards. Generally in reference to physical fitness or appearance.
"'If any of you nasties set off one of these in the dark . . ." Keeping Faith, John Schaeffer and Frank Schaeffer, Carroll and Graf distributed by publishers group west.

"...that is of course if you nasties have what it takes to become part of my beloved Marine Corps. Get some!" mavericmarine, http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33597&page=3

"If you hated the Marine Corps until you got your $30 grand, then all of a sudden you were a motivator, you will eventually fade back into the realm of nasties." warrior0369, http://www.militarytimes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1559730
by wongerrrrrr November 3, 2008
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Nasties

When somebody is out of cigarettes and they rip up a bunch of cigarette butts and re-roll them into a whole cigarette.
"Hey do you have a smoke?"
"No dude, I haven't had any all day and I've been needing one so I even rolled a nasties."
by McStallion September 30, 2011
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Nasties

Bacterias or germs, mainly used by fags.
We gotta keep the nasties outta my body by sneezing those mofos out.
by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004
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shack nasties

Noun: Stuck inside for too long. An urge to get out and enjoy company and outdoor activities. Usually felt after a long winter or a government overreach from a corona scare. Also known as Cabin fever.
"Hey Chels, I'm getting the shack nasties, this governor wont let me leave the house. Ima sneak over for a rona handy."
by Badge1 May 13, 2020
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big nasties

Pat: "Why does yo sister keep trippin?'"
Dirty D: "Because she has big nasties. You want to sqeeuze 'em?"
Pat: "Roll those bitches up"
by PBZ November 18, 2007
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