nard 

(n.)
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.

That Sting is such a nard these days.

nard by Jackie Lightning, 1992 November 23, 2010

nard 

short for oxnard.
slang for oxnard.
and the home of nardcore and mexicans

Amber is from the Nard.

nard by bitch March 6, 2004

nard 

something that is useless, unnecessary or not needed

That area rug on top of the rug is such a nard

nard by nardster October 4, 2011

nard 

it's a hard nap

after i biked through that desert, i was ready for a nard

nard by SUS10 September 20, 2010

nard 

a type of grass found in europe or asia or europe of little or no importance.
or
the epitome of all things nerdy.

Derek and Tristen are nards.

nard by N2C December 10, 2003

nard 

north american rural dweller

redneck, person who has 3 big expensive pick up trucks a few snow mobiles parked outside their dilapidated trailer

nard by Anonymous August 27, 2003

NARD 

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

NARD by StickyBunz December 11, 2011