Mystery meat

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.

I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

Mystery Meat

When nobody is sure of the size of a certain guy's penis.

"How'd it go with Jonny Katrina?"

"Not well, plus he has mystery meat."

by ted the tit May 3, 2010

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat

You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat

by SavvyOne November 9, 2018

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024