Mystery Meat

An individual of questionable or unknown racial and/or ethnic origin.

(Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"

by Walther Darre March 6, 2010

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Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

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Mystery Poop

The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.

Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.

by Poohzie May 27, 2009

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Northwest Mansion Mystery

S2E10 of Gravity Falls.

Pacifica Northwest recruits Dipper Pines to help rid of the Northwest Mansion of a ghost before he wreaks havoc on her fancy party.

Also the episode where Dipcifica became a possibily Canon ship.

Northwest Mansion Mystery is my favorite episode of Gravity Falls.

by Dipcifica4Life March 23, 2021

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mystery chin

The mysterious, previously unnoticed beginnings of a second chin that show up in pictures of you around the holidays. Typically caused by excessive eating and an abnormally high number of pictures being taken of you. Often only noticed in photographs by the owner of the mystery chin.

Despite being the only one to notice her mystery chin, Alice immediately began binge dieting after seeing this year's holiday pictures.

by AwesomedOne December 31, 2009

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