I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Isekai myself

When you have the wish to die and reborn at a new world with the memories of your past life

Dude, my life sucks. I want to isekai myself and try again.

by TheThyg November 26, 2019

Mykaela

Mykaela is a kind hearted and loveable person. She is beautiful inside and out and has some of the best hair in the world. She has a great sense of humour and is also a greater rapper. Mykaela has an amazing personality and always puts others before her and is great to have a good convo with. She is perfect.

Mykaela is the most perfect person in the world

by s0me0newh0like5y0u December 4, 2018

off myself

the act of commiting sucide

"i totally tried to off myself last night"
"thats so stupid man"

by jessica78678 December 16, 2007

im feeling myself

Like when some one is enjoying what/how they look

Ouuu, I'm feeling myself today

Im feeling myself: Enjoying how that person looks today

by .........123456789 August 27, 2017

feeling myself

feeling good about yourself or thinking you look good.

"you look good today!"
"i know right? i'm totally feeling myself!"

by clybeismybroskie November 6, 2016