by MosherEvans September 09, 2008
by AZNstunna March 26, 2007
A website that might be fairly decent if the following were removed:
1. 12 year olds pretending to be 16
2. 12 year old camwhores
3. Kids pretending to be emo
4. Crappy music that starts automatically when you open the page
5. 50 year old pedophiles
6. Profiles that crash your computer by using 50 million animated flashing things saying stuff like "princess", "bad girl", etc.
7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz!!!!!!!
8. Stupid emo quotes under the pictures of half naked 13 year olds
9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u!!!!!!!
10. Girls that act like sluts, emos, cheerleaders etc.
11. Middle aged people that think they're being "hip"
1. 12 year olds pretending to be 16
2. 12 year old camwhores
3. Kids pretending to be emo
4. Crappy music that starts automatically when you open the page
5. 50 year old pedophiles
6. Profiles that crash your computer by using 50 million animated flashing things saying stuff like "princess", "bad girl", etc.
7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz!!!!!!!
8. Stupid emo quotes under the pictures of half naked 13 year olds
9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u!!!!!!!
10. Girls that act like sluts, emos, cheerleaders etc.
11. Middle aged people that think they're being "hip"
1. That 16 year old doesn't look 16 years old...
2. That 12 year old camwhore took a weird angled picture of herself in a bikini.
3. That wannabe emo kid made his whole profile page black and droned on and on about how life sucks
4. Wtf? I didn't wanna hear that crappy music!
5. "Ohhhhhh! That 13 year old boy is so hot!", drooled the creepy old pedophile.
6. This idiot crashed my computer by elaborately telling us that she's a princess.
7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz!!!!!!! *translation* Oh my god! Please look at my new pictures that I posted on my MySpace profile.
8. *Picture of a little kid in a bikini*
"What's the point of happiness it's pursuit makes you sad?
9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u!!!!!!! *translation* Oh my fucking god! I have more friends on myspace than you do.
10. Wow, this fat girl is trying too hard to convince people that she's a cheerleader.
11. *old grandpa voice* "Oh hot diggity! I'm just like the youngins, and I can stalk 13 year old boys too! *dentures fall out of his mouth*
2. That 12 year old camwhore took a weird angled picture of herself in a bikini.
3. That wannabe emo kid made his whole profile page black and droned on and on about how life sucks
4. Wtf? I didn't wanna hear that crappy music!
5. "Ohhhhhh! That 13 year old boy is so hot!", drooled the creepy old pedophile.
6. This idiot crashed my computer by elaborately telling us that she's a princess.
7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz!!!!!!! *translation* Oh my god! Please look at my new pictures that I posted on my MySpace profile.
8. *Picture of a little kid in a bikini*
"What's the point of happiness it's pursuit makes you sad?
9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u!!!!!!! *translation* Oh my fucking god! I have more friends on myspace than you do.
10. Wow, this fat girl is trying too hard to convince people that she's a cheerleader.
11. *old grandpa voice* "Oh hot diggity! I'm just like the youngins, and I can stalk 13 year old boys too! *dentures fall out of his mouth*
by 56 year old pedophle May 21, 2009
by andytheslash December 29, 2010
An amazing website with all these features listed below!
1. Adding a bunch of friends, who will NEVER talk to you! Nor can you keep up with them.
2. Seeing a bunch of emo's talk about their day and saying their lives suck! In other words, get stereotypical about it.
3. Look at almost everyones bad taste in music!
4. Emo's that aren't emos at all!
5. A bunch of preps from school you hate and you get to cuss them out without them knowing! But don't post your real name or they will find you.
6. See many women whoring themselves!
7. Alot of bad quality pictures that people will practically at gunpoint make you comment on!
8. Notice how it's copying other sites such as YouTube or Facebook!
So sign up today!
1. Adding a bunch of friends, who will NEVER talk to you! Nor can you keep up with them.
2. Seeing a bunch of emo's talk about their day and saying their lives suck! In other words, get stereotypical about it.
3. Look at almost everyones bad taste in music!
4. Emo's that aren't emos at all!
5. A bunch of preps from school you hate and you get to cuss them out without them knowing! But don't post your real name or they will find you.
6. See many women whoring themselves!
7. Alot of bad quality pictures that people will practically at gunpoint make you comment on!
8. Notice how it's copying other sites such as YouTube or Facebook!
So sign up today!
"I already have a YouTube account! Get the fuck away!!!"- General Radec pushing back annoying no life teens trying to force him to get a MySpace.
by General Radec August 10, 2009
An absolutely free web site where you can express a little piece of who you are. You can add your favorite bands, your friends, and even grade your professors if you went to college. Basically just a connection of people's individual websites onto one common site. You do not have to have your profile available to the public either. It is almost like a scrapbook that changes as often as you like.
I personally have rekindled some old friendships on MySpace with people I haven't seen in years on this site. Good to know where they are and that if I am in that particular town or city that they live in we can just pick up where we left off.
by Scott Q March 13, 2006
The ultimate haven for emos and 50-year old perverts/predators. Several celebrities have their own pages, but it's definately not worth signing up for.
by Dr. BaconStein August 17, 2006