1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."
by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004
Get the spilt my children mug.A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.
The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"
"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"
"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"
"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"
"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"
"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"
"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"
"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned October 28, 2015
Get the Raped My Childhood mug.Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Marick Marick Montgomery
That is the name of the main character, Erica Kane... (played by Susan Lucci)
That is the name of the main character, Erica Kane... (played by Susan Lucci)
by DanielTV July 19, 2008
Get the all my children mug.Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020
Get the You have stolen my dreams and my childhood! mug.On January 5, 1970 All My Children first came onto daytime television. The show takes place in Pine Valley, a town where more people have gotten away with murder and “died” then came back from the dead. The main families on the show are the Martins, the Kanes, the Cortlandts, the Chandlers, and so many more. Erica Kane (Susan Lucci) and Joe Martin (Ray MacDonnell) are the only original characters and cast members still on the show. Erica Kane is probably the most known and loved actress on the show (she’s been on since it first aired.) Erica has been married more times than anyone can count and has been in jail quite a few times as well. All my Children is probably the most beloved soap opera on television today. Many of the viewers have been watching it since day one.
Barb: What's the first thing on your Tivo season pass?
Sandy: All my Children, of course
Barb: I should have known that!
Sandy: All my Children, of course
Barb: I should have known that!
by Maddie Kate September 26, 2008
Get the All My Children mug.When some asshole director takes a cherished childhood memory and turns it into crap on a stick. This typically happens as a result of money grubbing scum who are looking to capitalize on the existing popularity of a property but not willing to ensure the quality of the end result.
by supercomixking October 28, 2013
Get the Raped My Childhood mug.1, bery BERY FRIDINJGHUD mrs beast extremly FRIDINJGHUD my childrr
2, beetroot gfoot licked my toe on camera and sCAAAa my chIlDrr
2, beetroot gfoot licked my toe on camera and sCAAAa my chIlDrr
by bery fightnighg mrs best March 6, 2021
Get the fridinkghud my childrr mug.